“give me a word that starts with T”
“Time for a shower!”
“Yesterday we asked, bath tonight or shower tomorrow, and you said…”
“Yes, shower tomorrow! … and I’m not dirty. My bruvver, he’s dirty.”
“Are these real chips?”
“What do you mean? They’re corn chips, I think.”
“Chips made of POP CORN??”
“Not pop corn, just corn.”
Looks at me very confused. I don’t think she knows what corn is.
Me (to my mom): something something something, Donald Trump is destroying everything.
Princess: What?? Destroying everything? I’m scared! (whimpers)
Me: Of what, Princess?
Princess: Of Trumps, of course!
Princess: Are Trumps real?
Princess (nervous): Trumps are real?? I’m scared….
Me: me too, girl
princess: I’m such a savage little girl!!
Me:??? What does savage mean?
princess: like… dangerous
Me: did you hear that on the radio?
Princess: (smiles mysteriously)
Munchkin: no. She really is savage. Dangerous. She is one of the most dangerous five-year-olds in America. And I mean NORTH America.