Sh*t my daughter says

9/20/17
“give me a word that starts with T”
“cattttt!”

10/8/17

“Time for a shower!”

“Noooo!”

“Yesterday we asked, bath tonight or shower tomorrow, and you said…”

“Yes, shower tomorrow!  … and I’m not dirty.  My bruvver, he’s dirty.”

11/7/2017

“Are these real chips?”

“What do you mean? They’re corn chips, I think.”

“Chips made of POP CORN??”

“Not pop corn, just corn.”

Looks at me very confused.  I don’t think she knows what corn is.

 

11/12/17

Me (to my mom): something something something, Donald Trump is destroying everything.

Princess: What?? Destroying everything?  I’m scared!  (whimpers)

Me: Of what, Princess?

Princess: Of Trumps, of course!

short pause

Princess: Are Trumps real?

Me: unfortunately….

Princess (nervous): Trumps are real?? I’m scared….

Me: me too, girl