8 ways 2nd born kids get shafted

Why do second kids gets so shafted? (She asks, as she's writing this post instead of rushing to pick up 2nd child from daycare... :-/ don't judge me)  Or mine did, at least.  It must be because they're old news, right?  You've done it once, you've done a million times. I got home really really … Continue reading 8 ways 2nd born kids get shafted

7 going on 37: my baby boy gets surgery

  "Mommy," my six-year-old says to me as he stands over the toilet. "There is a big bubble on my penis." "Heh?" I say. "A big what on your what now?" "A bubble.  On my penis" So I go over to take a look, and am astounded to find what looks like an adult sized … Continue reading 7 going on 37: my baby boy gets surgery

Dumb things people say to pregnant women

  I remember being pregnant for the first time...  The anticipation, the joy... the hemorrhoids... Just kidding.  Or am I.  But even if I had had hemorrhoids, hypothetically speaking, they would not be as annoying as all the weirdass attention you get as a pregnant lady.  I liked it at first, up until about twenty … Continue reading Dumb things people say to pregnant women